Britain’s
oldest ally has been trying to make sense of the hullabaloo over the
referendum, but it hasn’t been easy.
For
example, last weekend Tony Blair said Britain might want to change
its mind. And he was talking about Brexit, not the Chilcot report.
Many
of the 17 million who voted for Brexit have already changed their
minds, but that’s as much use to the 16 million who voted to remain
as Tony Blair’s regrets over Iraq.
Back
in February, it was “after a huge amount of heartache” that Boris
Johnson finally made up his mind to stab his friend David Cameron in
the back and campaign for ‘leave’. What he really had in mind was
to take over the prime minister’s job.
After
their Brexit victory, Michael Gove suddenly changed his mind about
supporting Johnson for the Tory leadership and decided instead to
betray Boris and run himself.
Andrea
Leadsom used to think that leaving the EU would be “disastrous”
for Britain. Then she changed her mind, campaigned for Brexit and now
sees herself as the new Margaret Thatcher. There is at least one
major difference. As even Mrs Leadsom may recall, the lady
(the grocer’s daughter) was “not for turning”, i.e. changing
her mind.
Theresa
May campaigned for Britain to stay in. Now she is the most likely
person to be tasked with formally leading Britain out.
“For
the sake of the party and Britain it must be May”, asserted the
Daily Mail as the Tory leadership contest got underway this week.
Before the referendum. one of the most vehement critics of ‘remain’
campaigners like Theresa May was none other than the Daily Mail.
Sinister
plots were being hatched over on the other side. Jeremy Corbyn’s
parliamentary colleagues want him to step down. The majority of the
Labour Party voters want him to stay. But Corbyn is not for quitting
or changing his mind, not just yet anyway.
The
referendum ‘debate’ was steeped in scaremongering, misinformation
and lies. It has produced distrust, division, depression,
desperation, fears and tears. And for what? Britain is coming out but
no one knows where is it going.
It’s
a bit more than a mess. According to the media, “the Conservative
Party is in flames,” the Labour Party is “tearing itself apart”
and “imploding”. Brexit has been likened to a revolution, but no
one is talking about carnations.
National
votes on sovereignty could become fashionable so we’d better sort
out the right plural: referendums or referenda? Millions of Brits,
including expats, have petitioned for a second referendum on EC
membership. Independence ballots could be in the offing in Scotland,
Northern Ireland, Spain... and, yes, Portugal.
A
fortnight after the UK referendum, Britain has no proper government.
So what’s new? After two general elections since early last
December, Spain still had no proper government either. Britain has
Scottish separatists. Spain has Catalans.
Portugal
is not exactly a pillar of political stability. It’s minority
Socialist government is deeply pro-EU, but it depends on the support
of the far-left who want little or nothing to do with Brussels.
The
government was“saddened” by Brexit and doesn’t want
a Portexit, but it does want less austerity. The IMF wants
more. Portugal has less than three weeks to correct its excessive
deficit and avoid fiscal sanctions from the
European Commission. If sanctions are imposed, the Left Bloc plans to
demand a referendum on EU membership.
Whatever
happens we have the bedrock of the Anglo-Portuguese Alliance. But
maybe it’s just as well the alliance is based on the Treaty of
Windsor of 1386. The United Kingdom wasn’t around in those days.
Portugal signed the treaty with England which the UK looks like
becoming once again.
Unfortunately
the alliance is not infallible. If only there had been a referendum
in 1588 the Portuguese probably would have voted against remaining in
their union with Spain. The Spanish Armada that set sail from Lisbon
to invade England would never have happened.
Rest
assured there are not going to be any more attempted European
takeovers. Blighty has balls. The Little Englanders have their
country back.
Fantasy
and fiasco to the fore. Probably plenty more to come. It’s high
summer, the “silly season”. And it’s measuring up to be the
silliest imaginable.